Teaser Tuesdays: Dysfunction Junction by April Erwin

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page (or your current page)
• Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teaser:

"I want to throw my chopsticks at them, and I’m not sure which one I want to impale the most. This is going to be a long night." - from Dysfunction Junction by April Erwin, coming December 2013.

What better teaser than one from my own upcoming release? As it happens, I'm doing some final edits today and it is what I'm currently reading. :)

PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT with either the link to your own Teaser Tuesdays post, or share your teasers in a comment here (if you don’t have a blog). Thanks!